We Left the Lights On: The *

So I might as well get it over with; the reckoning.

I broached the subject last evening and now just want to be rid of the memory.

I had every intention of labeling this post "The Bully" or "Mean Mister M----" or something similar, but upon further reflection this man does not even merit the time necessary for a witty title.  No, no.  Simply put he is an *.

NOTE:  I am borrowing from Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions here with the use of an asterisk to convey the very nature of this man (i.e. he's just an asshole).

Screenshot:  Still makes me laugh; I never did finish this book though...

While I could tell you the stories that surround this man, I'd prefer to take a different approach since (1) you wouldn't believe me anyway and (2) he's not worth the time or effort or energy.

Instead, I'll use a sneaky little trick I learned from a Chief for revealing who is a dirtbag to review boards via a seemingly good performance report.

- Arrogant; thinks he is the best at everything to include public speaking, being an EMT (even though that was 25 years ago), leading, writing, running marathons, woodworking, planning, coordinating, directing, being interesting, preparing for anything, drawing on dry erase boards, PowerPoint, storytelling, single-handedly saving the Pentagon on 9/11, bombing Iraq without being a pilot, etc.
- Sinister; a total snake in the grass!  Watch your back since he's always angling for advancement via tours, presentations, and briefings to the boss
- Self-absorbed; frequently reminds everyone that he could have been a one-star general, but took one for the team and allowed his wife to pursue her dream of teaching as a PhD at the U; additionally, devotes time to attend his two daughters' swimming meets...wouldn't want to sit next to him in the bleachers!!!
- Hated; his pontifications and long sermons are unparalleled; once held senior captains and majors captive for 75-minute lecture on preparing for an inspection and what aircraft maintenance is really about (him, duh)
- Oblivious; perfect AF leader...has no idea how anyone really feels about him and the lack of disrespect they harbor when he is around
- Loathed; should be careful around offsite activities with butter knives since you can't ever trust those depot guys when they've been trapped for hours listening to a know-it-all
- Egotistic; never mind your opinion, this guy has it on lockdown!  Did I mention that he single-handedly saved the country not once, but twice?

All joking aside, what I really wanted to put for E was empty.  I feel sorry for the guy who has to bully a first lieutenant and put down all of his coworkers.  It must be incredibly lonely being so smart and well-educated and successful.

The worst part?  I bet he could be a really great guy if he was willing to stomach a huge piece of humble pie.  I think Jim Collins' was right in Good to Great when he makes the distinction between professional will and personal humility.  There needs to be a balance if you are going to be an effective leader.

I want to end with Tao verse 68, though, since it seems entirely appropriate for the topic at hand:

Photo:  What's a little Tao without some birch trees?!

Photo:  I just hope I never turn out to be like this guy.

Cheers!

wikiHow - How to Leave the Military

Word doc:  Do not send this; just get it out of your system.

1 - When you decide to leave the military, do NOT send an angry email.  Better yet, do not send an email at all.  Make the tough phone call if you are on the road or schedule the meeting face-to-face with your supervisor.  If you are angry about a particular situation such as sequestration or a bad boss put those words down on a MS Word document instead of into a MS Outlook email.

Word doc:  Again, just get it out of your system and do NOT quote Sir Richard Branson!

2 - Make sure you are leaving on your terms and not because of a bad situation or bad leadership.  This seems obvious, but a wise GS-14 once reminded me that bad bosses are everywhere.  This same civilian also warned me that I was being called insubordinate during the same time I was applying to separate, which led me to repeat Step 1 and realize that the decision to separate was mine and mine alone.

Screenshot:  Keep it short and sweet with AFPC, they don't read this crap anyway.

3 - Accept that you will have to do everything yourself.  This includes communicating with AFPC, finance, TMO, and similar agencies as well as scheduling the pre-TAP and TAP courses.  All of this must be done while also working full time and trying to find a replacement.  I was unable to accomplish the last part and had to be both the Commander and Operations Officer the last month of Active Duty.  This was to the detriment of the unit and for that I apologize.

Screenshot:  Control what you can control...document, document, DOCUMENT

4 - Track and document everything.  I realize that most everyone knows this, but AFPC will lose everything twice as will finance and TMO and AFRC.  Simply create a transition binder or folder and carrying it around like the Holy Bible.

5 - Record all conversations so that you can remember who is supposed to do what.  You will be overwhelmed with different instructions and told that certain people do not have access to your leave or your separation profile or whatever.  Write it down or tape it.  Whatever your method, record it.

6 - Record all conversations with your immediate supervisor because he has no clue who you are or why you want to separate and they will make you laugh.  Over the course of a ten-minute conversation, we spent two-minutes talking about barbecue and I was actually tasked to email him that I had secured his steak 'rub'.  Never once did he ask what I plan on doing when I got out or what new career I wanted to pursue.  He also asked about the voluntary pay amount as well as the number in my year group getting force shaped.  His previous source had been the AF Times.

Screenshot:  In true wiki fashion (anime photo)...smile!

7 - Try to enjoy the process.  It is the last time you will have to deal with that particular headache!